520单身狗发的沙雕句子 简短又调皮（点赞超多）

没人送你520礼物没关系，你可以找我，只要你开口，我都说没有。

It doesn"t matter if no one gives you 520 gifts. You can come to me. As long as you talk, I say no.

过什么520，我还是个小朋友，我只过61。

What"s the 520? I"m still a kid. I"m only 61.

热吗？再忍忍就好了，到了520，心就凉了，要礼物没礼物，要情人没情人，一下子就凉快了。

Is it hot? It"s good to bear it again. By 520, my heart will be cold. If I want a gift without a gift, if I want a lover without a lover, I"ll be cool all of a sudden.

马上就要520了，哪个250给我秀恩爱，我就用502给他把嘴封上。

It"s going to be 520 soon. I"ll seal his mouth with 502 if I want 250 to show my love.

520？这不是我还花呗的日子吗。

520？ This is not the day I still spend.

明天就是“520”了，有需要人扮演你女朋友的吗，钱不钱的无所谓，主要是我热爱表演。

Tomorrow is 520. Do you need someone to play your girlfriend? It doesn"t matter if you don"t have money. I love acting.

520的时候，演你女友，第一位打9.5折，我不允许你输给任何人。

520, your girlfriend, the first one Nine point five I won"t allow you to lose to anyone.

5分钟下单，2分钟付款，0烦恼。

5-minute order, 2-minute payment, 0 worry.

今天520，没什么可以送的，就送几个喜欢秀恩爱的朋友，离开我的朋友圈吧。

Today 520, there"s nothing to send. Just send some friends who like to show their love and leave my circle of friends.

520别吃狗粮了，来吃我的鱼饵吧。

Stop eating dog food. Come and eat my bait.

你们520开房能带上我吗？我想近距离看看爱情的样子。

Can you take me with you in your 520 room? I want to have a close look at love.

520出租我自己，52一天，扮演和你冷战中的女朋友，打电话我不接，发微信我也不回。

520 rent myself, 52 one day, play the girlfriend in the cold war with you, call me and I will not answer, send wechat and I will not return.

别着急，5.20总有一个男生捧着一束花对你说，让一下谢谢。

take it easy, five point two zero There is always a boy holding a bunch of flowers to say to you, let"s thank you.

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