诙谐幽默的句子 幽默风趣（看完开怀大笑）

1.昨天跟蚊子战了一宿，最后打成了平手，它没吃饱，我没睡好。

Yesterday, I fought with mosquito all night, and finally it was tied. It didn"t have enough food and I didn"t sleep well.

2.别人都是笑起来很好看，但是你却不一样，你是看起来很好笑。

Other people laugh very good, but you are not the same, you look very funny.

3.为什么一看书，就困呢？因为书，是梦开始的地方。

Why do you feel sleepy when you read a book? Because books are where dreams begin.

4.如果很喜欢生气，建议跟灭火器谈恋爱。

If you like to be angry, it is suggested to fall in love with the fire extinguisher.

5.胜者为王，败者暖床。

The winner is king, the loser warms the bed

6.不要说别人脑子有病，脑子有病的前提是必须有个脑子。

Don"t say that other people have brain diseases. The premise of brain diseases is to have a brain.

7.为什么那么多人喜欢"抽烟"呢？因为烟不听话.

Why do so many people like "smoking"? Because smoke is not obedient

8.铁公鸡还会留点铁锈呢，你根本就是个不锈钢公鸡！

Iron Rooster will leave some rust, you are a stainless steel Rooster!

9.那年我背井离乡，导致一村人都没有水喝。

I left my hometown that year, so that there was no water for a village.

10.有没有懂跑车的朋友，求推荐一款400万到800万的跑车，要求性能好，起步快，马力大，舒适性高的，外观时尚又好看的，我拿来当手机壁纸。

If you have any friends who know sports cars, please recommend a 4 million to 8 million sports car, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashionable and good-looking appearance. I use it as mobile phone wallpaper.

11.为何我的眼中总饱含泪水？因为我装逼装得深沉。

Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep.

12.每个人出生的时候都是原创，可悲的是，很多人渐渐都成了盗版！

Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people have become pirates gradually!

13.英雄难过美人关，我不是英雄，美人让我过了关。

Hero sad beauty pass, I am not a hero, beauty let me pass.

14.不能自拔的，除了爱情，还有别人地里的萝卜。

Unable to extricate themselves, in addition to love, there are others in the field of radish.

15.我退化了，到现在我还不会游泳，要知道在我出生之前，我绝对是游的最快的那个。

I"ve degenerated. I still can"t swim. Before I was born, I was definitely the fastest one.

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